fire drill

hihihihih...agak berhabuk di sini..tiada masa ropanya aku..wpon sangat rindu nk mencoret di sini..siyes..sgt byk procedure wpon menda yg simple..i don't like it..tapi kena la belajar adapt dgn menda alah ni.. dis is something interesting to share..fire drill..yg plg best aku buat dkat SCIPP..real sangat..siap bomba pancur2 air..kalo yg plg x best..dkt HP..stgh jam kitorg evacuate..bru la inche bomba sampai..pastu bangunan 2 aku rs x lepas spesifikasi laa..bomba xleh nk masuk pon..how bout this??

In a large multinational company ..............

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office

when almost all employeeswere in office (approx 5000).

As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3mins

& all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area

waiting for further announcement.

The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement:

"Dear employees -

with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that

for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill.

Due to the recession

the company is laying off almost 50% of its employees.

So when this announcement finishes,

I ask all of you to move back into the building

and if your swipe card does not work

then it means you have been laidoff

in which case you will not be allowed inside

and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow.

The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fillup the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in thousands

& also to avoid any fight inside the office

and the consequent security issue for all staff.

Hope you have had a rewarding career with us

and all the best ahead.

Please move back in & try your luck".

hahhahaa..i like this :)